Friday, April 24, 2009

best part of my day.

Allie Pence I put Lix in a pot and stewwed him. He's for lunch.

Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 10:30am April 24
no you didn't. he's right here.
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 10:31am April 24
No I did. I replaced Lix with a fake Lix.
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 10:33am April 24
no you didn't. there is only one Lix.
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 10:33am April 24
The real Lix said my vag. is better anyway.
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 10:37am April 24
it is not!!!! yours ITCHES!!! Lix would ever say that. ever. EVER.
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 10:38am April 24
Mine does not itch. My vag is totally better than yours, my chesticles are better too.
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 10:41am April 24
nuh uh. it itches when it's not hairy and therefore mine is better. you even said so last night. 
and your chesticles are only better when they're in hot pink sexy bra. mine are better the rest of the time.
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 10:42am April 24
Mine are better all the time. The sexy bra just makes them that much more better that than they already are.
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 10:45am April 24
you're totally wrong.
you're a big lesbo. sleeping with a girl.
and a big meany butt for trying to steal Lix.
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 10:46am April 24
I'm actually sleeping with a girl panda! 
I didn't try to steal him, I just stole Lix.
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 10:48am April 24
BESTIALITY!!! that's a sin. and you will be condemned by the church for your actions. 
oh yeah? what kind teddy is her? what are his clothes?
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 10:51am April 24
Lix has a tie. 

I sure there are plenty of other reasons the church will condemn me. I'm not worried.
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 10:52am April 24
NO he has a bow. not a tie. sheesh. YOU TOOK SYDNEY.
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 10:53am April 24
hahahaha.
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 10:55am April 24
Whos Sydney? is she cute? Will she mate with Liz and give me little Lizzies'?
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 10:55am April 24
wrong teddy.
i'm ok with you stewing Sydney. He's a bad snuggle bear anyway.
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 10:59am April 24
Ohhh It'll mate with Liz?
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 10:59am April 24
sydney is a boy. he has a little mouth, but is a creamy colour. so they would make good little lizzies
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 11:00am April 24
WEEEEEEEEEE!. We can sell the extras and split the profits?
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 11:02am April 24
ok. that works. but he's like 20. which is more like 400 in teddy years. so he doesn't have the greatest stamina. OH and his left arm is falling off, and his head a little bit. so just tell her she has to be on top and to be careful. no hair pulling or weird bending.
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 11:05am April 24
So will they have deformed babies? I don't want my liz to have deformed babies.
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 11:09am April 24
they will ONLY be deformed when they get old.
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 12:26pm April 24
i don't want difformed panda babies.
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 3:49pm April 24
they won't be.they won't be panda babies. they will be mixed babies and they will be beautiful.
Allie Pence
 Allie Pence at 3:51pm April 24
ok. As long as they're beautiful.
Allison Brown
 Allison Brown at 3:52pm April 24
yes.

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